Established in 2013, Brainwashed Media is an exclusive website development company that assists businesses in utilising website technology to effectively improve their productivity, increase revenue and reduce costs. With more than 20 years of collective expertise in a wide range of web design and development platforms, Brainwashed Media builds websites that help clients enhance their relationships with their customers, employees and partners. Using years of development knowledge and management, Brainwashed Media effectively assesses your needs, studies your road map and generates a customised strategy through Scrum and Agile Methodology.
What We Do
Brainwashed builds technology that solves real business problems. We are not a template shop. We are not a consultancy that hands you a slide deck. We design, build, and deploy custom software systems that fit your business like a glove.
Our work falls into three areas: bespoke systems built from scratch around your workflows, custom integrations that connect your existing platforms into a unified ecosystem, and AI solutions that automate decisions, surface insights, and drive revenue.
Bespoke Systems
Off-the-shelf software forces you to adapt to someone else's logic. We build systems around your exact workflows, your exact data, and your exact goals. From requirements through to deployment, we own the entire journey.
Custom Integrations
Your CRM, ERP, PIM, payment gateway, and fulfilment service need to work as one. We build reliable, auditable integrations that sync data between your platforms automatically. No more CSV exports. No more manual entry.
AI Solutions
From custom LLM training and MCP servers to AI-powered automation and predictive analytics, we build intelligent systems that give your business a competitive edge. AI is not a future investment. It is a present-day necessity.
Our Products
Beyond client work, we build and maintain our own products. These are platforms born from real problems we have seen businesses face repeatedly.
Backchat
An incentivised market research platform that solves the biggest problem with surveys: getting real responses from real people. Backchat uses prize incentives, automatic bot detection, and control questions to deliver verified data that marketing teams can actually trust. Pay as you go, with no subscriptions or hidden fees.
Middle-man
A SaaS platform that keeps e-commerce ecosystems in sync. Orders, products, customers, inventory, and pricing flow automatically between Shopify, Magento, WooCommerce, and any CRM or ERP. Every sync is version-controlled through Forgejo, giving you a complete audit trail and the ability to roll back to any previous state.
How We Work
We use Scrum and Agile methodology to deliver projects iteratively and transparently. You see progress every sprint. You provide feedback early and often. There are no big reveals at the end of a six-month dark period — just continuous, visible progress toward your goals.
We start by understanding your workflows, pain points, and data landscape. Then we architect solutions that integrate seamlessly with your existing systems — no rip-and-replace, no disruption. Just technology that works the way your business works.
Why Brainwashed
- Over 20 years of collective expertise in web design, development, and AI
- Established in 2013 with a track record of delivering for enterprises
- We build, not advise — end-to-end delivery from requirements to deployment
- Deep expertise in e-commerce, AI, and system integration
- Agile methodology with transparent, iterative delivery